MAKE THE CORP GO "WHAAAAA?" IN SUPER SLOW MOTION AND THEN SLAP THEM ACROSS THE FACE AS YOU STEAL ALL OF THE AGENDAS, PICK UP THEIR DECK, THROW IT IN TO A BIN AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

To play this deck you've gotta be a motherf*cking badass.

Clickless economy and card draw thanks to your high class accommodation (Earthrise Hotel) and your classy career as a high profile edgy hacker celeb (Daily Casts). Make money by selling your crap to your rabid fans as treasured memorabilia (Aesop's Pawnshop), forging BitCoins (Cache) and microtransaction fees (Gorman Drip v1).

Yeah, you might be cycling your viruses just like those other Noiseshop solitaire playing pointdexters, but goddamn it you're gonna do it while riding a tiger on fire across a tightrope while juggling seven live grenades. You're gonna do it with STYLE.

Get down some Virus Breeding Ground x 2, and a Hivemind installed on one of the Progenitors you don't sell. Then command your army of loyal Djinns to start spamming your Chakana and charging Hivemind to 3.

F*ck it - get all of those hippy viruses out, not just one. Stomp on those fast advance losers and make all the Corp douchebags spend clicks and credits trying to painfully score out their agendas while their R&D (and the game's timer) keeps blowing up.

Corp purging you like a little bitch? Virus Ground your Hiveminds back to full Chakana strength with two clicks and go back to doing whatever you're doing and thank them for the two free clicks and another card less on R&D.

Corp starts trash talking you for not running? Kick them in the face by blowing up your Incubators to hypercharge Hive Mind, slam down a Darwin and cruise through their scoring server or double it down with a Medium to access an obscene number of cards.

Or if you just can't be f*cked drop a Hades Shard and give them the finger as you pull all the agendas out and win the game.

Need economy in a pinch? Blow up your Gorman Drip you've been keeping around all game for some ridiculous economy, since the Hivemind counters help you without being spent .

Run out of viruses? Whatchagonnado, cry like a little bitch? Don't be such a pussy - just click up your HiveMind and mill two cards every turn with #Harbinger (or Gravedigger, if you want to be all "square" about it).

Those NBN pencil dicks don't stand a chance with your Imp machine - just keep an empty Imp around and use Hivemind tokens to devour their wussy little click economies and Sansan once a turn.

Weyland jackasses are gonna try to get you to run, because then they get to blow up YOUR sh*t. Don't play their game and their Shutdowns, SEA Sources and Midseasons don't do squat while you're milling away their Oversights and Scorched Earths and talking about their mother (that last bit's really important). When you do feel like it, run their servers with a hypercharged Darwin and watch Blue Sun realize they can't afford to rez all the ice they've put out that you haven't been running. Just make sure you're six strength and you've got credits so their Archers can't touch you. With Darwin on Progen + Hivemind on Progen you can recover from a purge with a 6 strength Darwin for a fourth click run - more if you crash an Incubator because it's for the money shot. Did I just blow your mind? Stop being such a dumbass.

Big scary ice from HB got you down? Archived Memories pissing you off? Don't let it get to you. Keep building up - and deck them out, or edge up your HiveMind to 4-5 and keep charging Darwin and you can cruise through ice when they finally try to score. They're slow so run more aggressively so they have to rez ice, get your rig set up and then threaten to both run R&D and scoring server every turn while milling viruses with your spare clicks.

Jinteki oh please. Caprice is hot but she's gonna do squat for those shmucks when I don't bother running and just trash all their previous traps and tricks straight in to the bin. If I do want to run, use Darwin to gobble up their low strength sentries like a Japanese fishing boat steals tuna. Arigato for those clicks for credits and cards giving me Gorman money, by the way!

Criminals act so smart but they're always running to the Corp's tune. Shapers are clever, but they still deal with whatever the Corp puts in front of them.

Anarch's drive up to their door, light a bag of crap on their doorstep and then nuke their house.

LATEST BUILD

Event (9) 1x Demolition Run 3x Déjà Vu 3x I've Had Worse 2x Sure Gamble Hardware (2) 2x Clone Chip •••• Resource (12) 2x Aesop's Pawnshop •••• 3x Daily Casts 1x Liberated Account 3x Virus Breeding Ground 3x Wyldside

Icebreaker (1) 1x Darwin Program (21) 3x Cache ••• 2x Chakana •••• 2x D4v1d 3x Djinn 1x Gravedigger 1x Hivemind 1x Imp 1x Incubator 2x Medium 2x Parasite 3x Progenitor